dumbest thing you ever said...
chico and del crack me up! *LOL* this morning they have this top 10 of the dumbest thing you ever said.. here some of entries.. im writing these as i remember them.. hehehe.. these may not as funny as when they delivered it.. nonetheless.. =pmanong: quiapo, quiapo, quiapo!
student: manong, quiapo?
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ano ba si spongebob? keso?
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guy1: pare kelan ka pede?
guy2: pare basta free ako pag weekend
guy1: ok, monday, tuesday or wednesday?
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chico: do you know who i am?
guy: yeah:
chico: ok, who I am?
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chico: there's too many plenty (trying to say too many entries)
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del: dad, is hollywood anywhere near beverly hills?
dad: ah.. yeah..
del: oh.. coz i always thought it was in california.. (duh!)
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lady at the counter: dine in or take out?
customer: ano bang mas masarap?
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i cant remember the other entries.. but i swear there were a lot! so here.. i dediced to get some from a site =D (teehee!)
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Lawyer: I show you Exhibit 2 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
Witness: That's me.
Lawyer: Were you present when that picture was taken?
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Lawyer: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was tall and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male or female?
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Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body of Mr. Smith?
Witness: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Smith was dead at the time, is that correct?
Witness: No! He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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Lawyer: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
Witness: It indicates intercourse.
Lawyer: Male sperm?
Witness: That is the only kind I know.
=D how about you, what's the dumbest thing you ever said?
posted by jane @ 6/20/2005 01:32:00 PM
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